What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Make Nazis afraid again!

Is there such a thing as "left wing fascism"? If not, what is an example of a political ideology that is often mistakenly labeled as "left wing fascism"?

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

What are some ways to identify and avoid logical fallacies, such as straw man and red herring, in an argument?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?